Nonsense & Ramblings.

raviolitimelord:

riddle-my-hiddles:

tardisparadox:

thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:

Actually,  the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.

1912 to 1922.

The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.

He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.

#and he still ends up dead floating in the water

holy shit

And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.

still no oscar

Leo’s entire film career of unrelated projects has better continuity than glee.

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lulz-time:

johorror:

I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off

It got real dark real fast

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murphels:

uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR

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theywillliveagaininfreedom:

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

but a very cute trashcan

make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH

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LBD Challenge 
8 tweets || lizzie (+ charlotte, william, lydia.) (29/3/2013)

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

wheredoeskeymerstart

Artist SWAG!

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myraggedydocr:

substantialityou:

secretlyjohnwatson:

DO YOU EVER JUST START AN EPISODE AND YOU’RE LIKE

I KNOW THIS EPISODE TUMBLR TALKS ABOUT THIS EPISODE

also known as OH THAT’S WHERE THAT GIF IS FROM 

every fucking time

(via wibbelkind)

im-wanderingaway:

Something I’ve never noticed before:

Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker 

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I don’t like formal gardens. I like wild nature. It’s just the wilderness instinct in me, I guess.

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lulz-time:

thefrogman:

I didn’t come to rescue your sass, princess. 

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thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

worldaccordingtofangirls:

i am so jealous of europeans

three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously

three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine

except three hours away 

(Source: worldaccording, via asdfghjkllove)

baker-swag:

loki-s-army-at-221b:

skyyma:

clintsboooooooooooooooooooooooow:

hiddlesbutt:

hiddlesharrygamesin221b:

starkidnewengland:

cup-of-tii:

kingofsassgard:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

jeremy-ruiner:

I see this post, and I raise you-

I’ll see your Renner and raise you a Freeman.

I see your Freeman, and I raise you a Graves

I see you Graves, I raise you a Scott

I see your Scott and raise you a Matt

I see your Matt and raise you a Jackman.

I SEE YOUR JACKMAN AND I RAISE YOU A GORDON-LEVITT

I see your Gordon-Levitt and I raise you an Ackles

I see your Ackles and raise you a Sugita and Morikawa

i see your Sugita and Morikawa and i raise you a Smith

i see your Smith and I raise you a Somerhalder

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petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]

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